Funny Christmas Status Updates for a Good Laugh

I feel it extremely funny when you open a gift and there is nothing in it.

Christmas is the best occasion to shop. For kids and for lovers. The lover is another kind of kid.

On Christmas buying dangerous toys. For kids I never like.

Santa Clause watches your Social media sharing and greetings. Whatever you are buying dresses and arrange wonderful gifts for Christmas occasion.

It’s a startup to watch a lot like the best occasion of Christmas. Everyone is definitely attaining in the vacations spirit, GRABBY, CRABBY and RUDE.

Unfortunately, there were many numbers of camel toe than mistletoe at the working places Christmas arranging’s previous night. ***After Christmas***

Dear Santa Clause; is it enough late to begin being special?

Love.. Joy…Peace… Love.. Joy…Peace…! Love.. Joy…Peace… Love.. Joy…Peace…Merry Christmas.

His name is Santa. The full name is Santa Clause. Focus on him. Sure he will be back.

A Reminder for Christmas: Never try to borrow anything from elves; they are always a little bit. Have a Merry Christmas blessing.

This is the moment of the year to be thankful to Jesus because he got you some extra time free from work.

Dear Santa Clause. I have some important information. So that I am wishing to cut a deal.

Happy Christmas to everyone. I know it is early but I feel from premature congratulation. Let’s enjoy this Great Xmas.

The Wiki Leaks is reaching out of control. They just have shown up the Christmas list sorted by Santa.

Santa is jolly always because he knows where the naughty girls present.

Is putting mistletoe in my pocket this Christmas moment, just because all the haters can kiss my ass. Happy Christmas.

The money-saving trick at Christmas gets you into a disagreement with beloved on Christmas occasion apologies for new times.

If you wake up to get early and get up ready on Christmas day and taste anything weird in your mouth, then remember that Santa Clause comes once in a year.

We all have our call of experience. Mine is to serve Christ at Christmas.

I have to meet the Christmas spirit. I just hung a Christmas tree air freshener in my jeep…..aaahhhh its smells like the pleasant vacations. Merry Christmas.

Before my first birthday, I was able to feel it was Christmas. No, it was not Santa Clause, Frosty, and Nativity scenes, Rudolph or a Christmas tree. It was my mother that put eggnog in my bottle.

I never cut down a special Christmas tree. But when I do, I select the best unique in my neighbor’s yard.

Selecting special ones based on their presence is like picking a gift for the best Christmas that based on the decorating cover paper.

My lack of Christmas shopping is very much dependent on the Mayans being smooth.

Any of my best friends who support the **Mayan’s Prediction**. Kindly let me tell you as soon as possible. Your choice will only be based on this year’s best Christmas gifts. Thanks a lot.

I surprised if the four Wise Men said to Jesus, “Just to be open, these gifts are for your Best occasion of Christmas.”

It is that moment of the year to begin wearing Christmas clothes. It’s all black colored, I have the little occasion of being watched when I am out in the evening after rearranging people’s yard deer in to different poses. I just remember Christmas wants more fun.

It’s the end of the year December. I feel it is the moment to pretend. I am putting up the Christmas shinning that I miss last year.

No issue how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube on Christmas is still a good thing to bonk special one over the head with.

Rationally, I understand that my guardian was always Santa Clause, but I remember never to get how they made it to all those houses in one evening.

I would like to appreciate for getting drunk and preparing an ass of mine at your Christmas party. Happy return of the Christmas day now and forever.

I buy the Christmas Oreos for this Christmas. So do not tell me I do not have a vacation spirit.

Dear worker partners, all I wish for Christmas is only for you. So not talk to me before the exact time.

If you invite me to your Christmas’s arranging, you can count on me to calmly eat the whole cheese plate, say nothing to any, and leave.

Nothing is ruder than a gift card that says “Can’t be used for buying of alcohol.”

I am dreaming of a lush and bright Christmas. That is possible only with only.

Christmas Purchasing completed. I got everyone a small gift with a note in it that reads. “Sorry, the origin was supposed to end so I did not let you anything. Blame the Mayans.”

These Moments, let’s put mistletoe in our pockets at the back so all the hater persons can kiss our ass.

Christmas is a limit when everybody wants his present remembered and forgotten his past that is dark. What I do not like about office Christmas feasts are searching for a vacancy the next day.

You know it was an awesome Christmas party when the next day you wake up with tinsel in your ass.

I am the fruit cake of my beloved. Nobody likes me but I show up the best Christmas anyway.

I tried writing one of those loveliest, family Christmas letters, but it just seeing like a suicide note one. So Sad!

I gauge a person’s income by the level of protection on their cell phone. No case, brilliant salary.

I hate when my clients send rude feelings emails to my boss just because I answered all of their queries with Google”

I would organize my thinking but I am afraid they would form a demand advantage.

I see a beautiful girl driving and texting the other day and it actually pissed me off. So I rolled down my window and threw my vine at her.

My grandpa urinating caught today with the door open. Which is no huge deal, but annoying when I try to drive.

Nothing makes me smiley at work than walking into the shitter and all the stalls are free and empty.